This is a page of random quotes, sayings, rants, and general psycobabble. Some of it by me, some of it things i've heard people say, and some of it lines from songs i like:
More rants and misc rambling can be found at my live journal page

 

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Rant of the ambiguous time period:

Hypocracy is the vaseline of life. The more you use it, the less it hurts when you get fucked.
- Ryan Clark - 07/22/03

A longer rant on Faith
-07/16/03

Talk is cheap,
but dreaming is free
- Blondie - 07/16/03 - given meaning to me by Trish Youngblood.

I'm not saying you should not dive into the pool, but it would be stupid of you to not check to see if there is water first.
-11/26/02-

If i look for you, will you see for me?
- JS - 4/13/2002 -

The Nosferatu Syndrome: Sometimes the weirdest people make the best of friends. Those people who are outcasts from the "norms" of society are much more likely to be forgiving of any socially unacceptable flaws one might have, because they know best what it's like to be ostracized for it.
- 03/04/2002 -

Sometimes I feel like Gauguin's chair. Ever seen that painting? just an empty chair nothing much really to see. Everyone talks about how great it is. Vincent has fond memeories of the chair. Everyone admires it... but no one ever sits in it.
- 02/14/2002 -

Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
- me
I'm so Zen, *I* don't even exist!
- me
Well, i woke up from a dream i made up. So, i guess this is reality.
- Sponge, "Plowed"

I'm NOT evil, look at my character sheet it says "chatoic neutral," and i'll kill the next person who says that!
- James "Exor The Executioner" Earl

You can't make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
- Unknown

I touched her ass, and it felt like heaven... I touched her ass, now i'll never be the same again
- Size 14

Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat.
- Gerald Rose
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me. Vanish in the air you'll never find me. I will turn your flesh to alabaster, when you find your servant is your master... you'll be wrapped around my finger.
- The Police

...and i don't care if you really care as long as you don't go...
- The Cardigans, "Lovefool"

Give me my delusions, and i'll be happy.
- me.

Never criticize a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes. Because then, you'll be a mile away AND you'll have his shoes.
- Unknown

If i go crazy will you still call me Superman?...
You call me strong, you call me weak, but still your secrets i will keep.
- 3 Doors Down, "Krytonite"
"I would never date a girl who was so desprate, that she'd be willing to date me."
- me.

"All the good intentions in the world, don't add up to a single honest try..."
- me.

"Trust is a funny thing. You never really know if you can trust someone, untill you find out you can't."
- Brenda
You and i are climbing, i notice that your rope is fraying, you notice it too... you keep climbing, but we both know that your rope will not hold you much longer... i offer my hand, you do not take it... you would rather fall than take a chance... will my rope hold the both of us? neither one knows... so i sit here, helpless that i know you are going to fall... only hoping that when you do fall i will manage to catch you...

she's an abyss... and she's the only one who would take that as a compliment...
- me.

 

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